so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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