But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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