no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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