Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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