We're like a lot better than the average bears
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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