he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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