sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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