I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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