ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
