I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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