Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
splinters make it hard to masturbate
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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