There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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