i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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