I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
