we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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