turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She told me I should be a condom model.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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