physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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