Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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