She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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