I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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