She just used a chaser for red wine.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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