I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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