You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
