I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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