and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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