I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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