We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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