I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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