No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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