plz talk dirty to me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm getting married
To pizza
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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