Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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