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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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(224): View more from Illinois

Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be

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(630): View more from Illinois

I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.

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(443): View more from Maryland

does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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(740): View more from Ohio

Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs

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(314): View more from Missouri

Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.

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