I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
