Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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