When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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