Four minutes until I can fart!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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