Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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