Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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