BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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