I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just cropdusted the office
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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