i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
either way he was missing a nipple.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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