I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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