I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
