i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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