never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
nutella sex= disaster
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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