he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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