Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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