It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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