I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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