If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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