Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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