I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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