Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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