Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
