Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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