doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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